Nobody knows how he got this job, he's got no experience, can't talk very well. But apparently sounds very good on the radio!
He pretty much came with the room when we first hired it but now he's the nations favourite radio host that nobody knows about.
The greenie in the room. Is surprisingly good at this!
With an extensive background in annoying everyone by talking about politics too much, Dan is absolutely perfect for this role and only sometimes has to be cut off for time.
No-one can pronounce his name so we call him yeet. However he does know his stuff.
A strange individual, sometimes he plays music, sometimes he disappears. Shrouded in mysery Rory is a magical being. Much to the likes of a pegasus.
Tom kinda just showed up one day ready and raring to go. We let him in and now he's meant to send emails to important people.
The most glorious member of the production team. Definitely not just because he's writing these descriptions for everyone.
Does things. No-one knows what he does but he seems vaguely helpful so we keep him around.
He's pretty useless but he can make a damn good cup of tea. Actually, he really can't; he made me tea once it was awful. But his audio sounds good usually!
Our expert sports correspondent who has probably played football at least once.